The other day I walked into Starbucks to find a bitter old man accosting each barista, one by one, with variations on the following:
"You think you know how to jam, huh?"
"Why do you always wanna jam?"
I really don't know what he meant by jam, but this is what I was thinking:
After they asked him to leave enough times, he showed himself out and proclaimed, "Ya' all so fuckin' stupid!"
Oh my god! I totally remember watching that Alice in Wonderland as a kid! Mostly I remember getting nightmares about the jaberwalkie, lol, but this was funny!
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